Schmickel

A form of US currency that is a lower denomination than the penny in the form of a hammered out rusty bottle cap. 40000 of them equal one Wheat Thin.

First mentioned in the 3/22/2007 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

Say thanks for painting my house, here's a Hefty bag full of schmickels

by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

Schmageld

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

by mio0o June 21, 2011