Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

by biznitchforhire June 2, 2009

schlippe

'schlippe' = 'sh-lie-pp'

slacker; usually has the characteristics of being lazy, lethargic, and in worse conditions, apathetic.

a 'schlippe' is the type of person who is a good-for-nothing individual who doesnt do jacksh*t except take up space and is a waste of energy.

another note, this also refers to people who are mainly bums and do nothing with their lives.

"stop schlippin', we got work to do."

"this kid is a schlippe; he hasn't had a job for 2 years now. he's completely sh0t."

by illadelphjmt420 May 17, 2010

Schlooter

Schoolter is a nar nar bird that's very rare to find since there is only one left in the world and that rare bird lives in Pennsylvania.

The nar nar bird named Schlooter is endangered

by Seb1234 May 30, 2011

schleppard

A woman wearing any type of animal print (preferably big cat) carrying/"schlepping" baggage or other items. Particularly in an airport or mall.

The airport schleppard sightings were particularly good today.

by tcle March 16, 2012

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017