schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

schleeb

when resin drips in your mouth from a bowl or weed from a bowl, joint etc.. goes in your mouth and chokes you.

"fuck, puffy just schleebed in my mouth."

"Damn, that dooby just schleebed at me!"

by jjrk December 28, 2005

schlems

a word used in a rural area, that means
"skew"

pearson A: where you go?
pearson B: I go schlems up

by guellatoni May 12, 2004

Schweem

The act of ejaculating over a wide area.

"Dude, I totally schweemed all over the kitchen last night."

by Chris94 September 8, 2005

Schleepy Schleiwies

A person who is really tired.

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?

by Shenu October 12, 2003

Schlemm

Homosexual with a big nose but small penis.

Mark Schlemm

by Orange May 24, 2004

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008