schizophonia

Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.

A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.

by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008

Schizophonia

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you

John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.

by Galen Knode January 17, 2009

Schikora

The single longest hair on a man's nut sack

Boy 1: Dude my schikora is totally sticking out of my shorts
Boy 2: You gotta pluck that shit man

by Whatwhatwigger December 13, 2010

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

schizocide

Where a schizophrenic personality kills another personality.

Therapist 1: "Mary killed Sue."
Therapist 2: "Aren't they the same person?"
Therapist 1: "She committed schizocide"

by Whatisinaname? July 9, 2009

Schizoniggia

When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.

Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.

by kooljess702 May 23, 2019