Romney

Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.

Ryan: Trying to Romney?

Cindy: Romneying is gross!

Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.

by Yochai Wawsop November 12, 2012

Mitt Romney

A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.

"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney

"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney

Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"

Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"

by Frtyishawt December 8, 2012

Mitt Romney

Irrelevant

If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.

by sbus November 10, 2012

Romnesia

A condition where one continually and repetitively changes up, back tracks, or sidesteps his or her own previous stated position.

Romney is suffering from from a severe case of Romnesia in this 2012 election year, the sidestepping is occurring at incredulous rate this time of year.

by D Butters October 19, 2012

Mitt Romney

Wazzock or twit

According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock

by whittx July 29, 2012

Romney

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)

by nuninthemorning June 6, 2012

romney

A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.

Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.

Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”

by bhunt8989 April 9, 2012