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Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.
Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.
by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012
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requestion

A request that you do something, but doing it is formed as a pseudo question--often by a figure of authority--that's really a statement. (BTW--requests from your girl/boy friend in such a manner don't count; that's called rhetoric).
Scene: in an all-department meeting; your name is Beauchamp
The requestion...
Your boss: Beauchamp, could you put together an outline of every promo event from last year by tomorrow?

You: think WTF?!

say I'm on it

do pretend to make a reminder note to yourself
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midwest request

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner
Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY
by jay-kray November 8, 2017
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Highly requested property

A man, woman or in some cases an apache helicopter, that is perceived as (sexually) attractive by the majority of peoplekind. Also used ironically to show a douche
*talking about the ugly 1% of the population that has nothing to lose but their virginity: "Definitly no highly requested property amongst them thots."
by The poet 27 May 16, 2018
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change request

When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.
That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.
by Urban Swede November 14, 2016
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Friend Request

Hey! One of the Andrew Tate accounts sent me a friend request!
Hym "Friend request from Andy? Probably a scammer! But also my constitute me lifting a finger. It's soon. I'll either be getting the credit or murdering a child soon. So, after."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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