Reet

Philly slang for something gross, ugly, smelly, etc.

Bruh that jawn be stankin like a reet

Keisha farted and it smells like reet

by lil mag April 29, 2019

Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017

REET

One of the most stubborn people you will ever meet! But on the other hand she is beautiful even though she may not know it. She's funny, crazy and has the most random moments. She's one of the best friends you could ask for, always there for you when needed. She loves sports and is always active. She is slightly flirtatious and hard to please.

Woah that girl is amazing, she must be reet

by Catch-up April 15, 2019

Reet

An exclamatory word approximating the meaning of, "Oh my!" sometimes meaning, "Well excuse me!" when delivered in a displeased or accusing tone.

“I just fell down the stairs and hurt my wrist!”
“Reet!”

“Dude I’m not gonna drive you to your ex’s house.”
“That’s very reetish of you.”

by halfsmitten December 25, 2022

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.

“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019

Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

Reet

Reet: to call someone a reet is calling sed person a complete fucking imbecile who is the epitome of just flat out retarded.

Jesus christ jerome youre a reet

by Reetman123 July 15, 2020