Rastaclart

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.

Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!

by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

Rasta Penguin

A pengiun who can defeat anything but a purple penguin

A person who can win at anyting

You: Dude. Look at that rasta penguin!
Me: Woah! He kicks ass!!

by Rafiki019 October 6, 2011

Rastaman

rastaman is a kind of person who is genuine,kind,has a desire to change the world with his campaigns and plans for the philippines and also known as half human, half zombie with the ghost rider with the tattoo's of infinity and his motorcycle with wings

rastaman is the kind of senator we want!

by Jayzyy October 19, 2021

Rastaphony

1. A person who tries to create a Rasta image by going to a shop and picking anything that is red, yellow, and green that will make their scenester friends jealous. Usually kids who saw someone (probably from a lame ass band) with a Bob Marley shirt on.

2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.

3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.

These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.

It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.

Conformist 1-"Oh dude this Rasta hat is tight. Oh and these Rasta bracelets are fuckin' sick! That rasta sweater over there is beast!"

Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"

Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."

by anticonformists April 12, 2010

Rastafarianism

How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.

Me and my Rastafarian acquaintance are on our way to Zion. Brrrraaap!
Rastafarianism.

by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009

rastabate

To masterbate while or after smoking and being under the influence (see high) of marijuana.

Mikey Z smoked a bowl and rastabated.

Mikey Z passed out while rastabating in the bathroom.

We caught Mikey Z rastabating at the party.

by M. Zuso April 4, 2005

rasta surprise

rasta surprise is like a kinder surprise but ... instead of the toy u have marijuana .... just chek out the picture

i love my rasta surprise ;)

by duff man yo June 11, 2006