The Pokemon

When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.

Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.

John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

Yugioh and Pokemon

A type of porn 8 year olds watch.

When Bob was 8, he always made sure he got home in time to see Yugioh and Pokemon.

by Tikibarberfan March 12, 2010

Pokemon Go Players

Guys or girls that walk around town while nearly getting themselves killed because they wanna CATCH THEM ALL!!!!

Look at them Pokemon Go players, oh wait, they all just walked over that cliff

by Mr. Schaudenfruede October 3, 2016

pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

Pokemon Purist

(n.) A shot of alcohol containing equal parts of Blue Curacao, hot sauce and Bicardi 151, which must be followed by the drinker's yell, "It's super effective!"

Pokemon Purists all 'round!

It's super effective!

by TheLoudestFan December 30, 2009

Pokemones

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets. Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They have their own Web sites, even their own slang

We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones

by sharen miche May 14, 2008

Pokemon

Pokemon is a video game that started in tokyo. It is a game in which you have three choices to start out with, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.(The different games as they get newer versions vary by color, Pokemon Red and Blue, Pokemon Yellow, or even now some gemstones, like Pokemon Diamond And Pearl.) You travel through the region going on adventures, fighting other trainers such as Gym Leaders, and discovering and catching new Pokemon. Pokemon then became a show, starring "Ash Ketchum" who was a ten year old boy who on the day of the "Poke-give-away" slept in and instead of the given starter Pokemon, was given Pikachu, an electric mouse Pokemon. Ash travels throughout the Kanto Region and meets many people such as Brock, the Pewter City Gym Leader, and Misty, The Cerulean City Leader. Pokemon is an entertaining video game and is appropriate for all age groups in my opinion. it is also a pretty good tv show. check it out c:

Boy One: So i just bought the new Pokemon game, Pokemon Black.
Boy Two: I bought Pokemon White!
Boy One: Pokemon is the coolest c:

by OmegaYourMeem:3 December 1, 2011