east providence

A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.

"Hey guys, East Providence mad boring!"

by D-fresh September 8, 2008

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Basically a shittier and much smaller version of Boston, bunch of wannabe Bostonians

Bostonian: Providence is a shithole
Rhode Islander: ya i know it fucking sucks

by NokomisNorth June 1, 2017

Providence Pickle Beard

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.

Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.

by Elite CAT September 25, 2009

providence light switch

basment light fixture with light bulb half unscrewed , which in turn you fumble around in the dark twisting it in to activate the light

looking for the service panel I had to use the providence light switch to find my way around

by local alarm guy October 14, 2009

Provider

Those who offer up there weed, bowls, etc to others in the crowd for no compensation.

"Hey man, you want a hit of this?" said the Provider.

"Sweet, yeah man." said the weedless person.

by /soberman August 30, 2013

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Aka P-Town. The city full of impoverished suburbs such as Southside, West End, Manton, Olneyville, and Northern Providence. The high points of the city is its downtown, east side, Providence Place Mall and FUCKIN FEDERAL HILL!! I suggest you visit the Hill, where my men creepin.

I'm reppin P-Town son.

Come down on Charles Street and get beaten with a bat.

Roam Southside and receive a bullet to the head.

by Vincent February 8, 2004

providence football

Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).

LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!

Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.

by wuve you February 20, 2009