When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010
Get the Predicament mug.A person who decides to, without obeying the unwritten words of urinal protocol, stand directly next to you when the option to stand as far away as possible presents itself.
I went into the bathroom during class yesterday, there were 5 urinals in there and the edge ones were already taken. I was on one of the edges and some guy just walks in and stands right next to me instead of taking the middle urinal." "Wow, total Urinal Predator
by tgiv014 September 6, 2010
Get the Urinal Predator mug.1. a person or animal that preys on others. often refered to as a stalker
2. Refering to a type of creature that stands out as a dominate form in an environment, not generally defined as one type of creature they can come in a variety of forms often call a true Predator (my definition that fits what i thing the word truely means)
3. An alien species refered to in the Universe of the Aliens Predators and Humans. They are a big Warrior race coming from a Desert like world (seen in AVP Extinction for PS2) standing about 6-8 feet tall having big crab like heads humaniod appearance and incredible strength. their weapons of choice are the Harpoon spear, Plasma shoulder cannon, Net gun, Razor Disc, Invisible Snare (AvP) CLawed hands anda cloaking device they have a helmet that can track in X-ray Heat vision (their normal site too) Pheromone and possess a unique tracking and scanning system. Movies theyve been in is Alien Vs Predator (AvP) Predator 1 & 2 Their hobbies include hunting and gathering heads for trophies from their kills. Also they generally only enjoy hunting those who are armed and healthy
2. Refering to a type of creature that stands out as a dominate form in an environment, not generally defined as one type of creature they can come in a variety of forms often call a true Predator (my definition that fits what i thing the word truely means)
3. An alien species refered to in the Universe of the Aliens Predators and Humans. They are a big Warrior race coming from a Desert like world (seen in AVP Extinction for PS2) standing about 6-8 feet tall having big crab like heads humaniod appearance and incredible strength. their weapons of choice are the Harpoon spear, Plasma shoulder cannon, Net gun, Razor Disc, Invisible Snare (AvP) CLawed hands anda cloaking device they have a helmet that can track in X-ray Heat vision (their normal site too) Pheromone and possess a unique tracking and scanning system. Movies theyve been in is Alien Vs Predator (AvP) Predator 1 & 2 Their hobbies include hunting and gathering heads for trophies from their kills. Also they generally only enjoy hunting those who are armed and healthy
1. David Westerfield of San Diego California is a convicted Sexual Predator/ Sex offender
2.a Dragon can be refered to as a true predator
3.The 1998 game starcraft made by Blizzard mimics the 3 races in the Alien and Predator universe the races as follows: Protoss are the Predators the Zerg are the Aliens and the Terrans are the Humans
2.a Dragon can be refered to as a true predator
3.The 1998 game starcraft made by Blizzard mimics the 3 races in the Alien and Predator universe the races as follows: Protoss are the Predators the Zerg are the Aliens and the Terrans are the Humans
by MK March 21, 2005
Get the predator mug.Obeying to the sole urge of discharging himself, the sexual predator erroneously thinks he can build self-confidence by having sex with unwilling girls, as opposed to the playboy who, for no reason known to men, keeps attracting voluptuous creatures.
Sexual predator: y'know, man, I'll screw her anytime, think I can hook her in the alley?
Guy 2: Fuck it, man.
Guy 2: Fuck it, man.
by Bilbo the Habit January 26, 2006
Get the Sexual predator mug.A woman who uses charm and or physical means to get her man, no matter what the cost. Sexually insatiable and very experienced, those in her sights will most likely never escape or be seen again once she's had her way with them. Especially true if she has been without for long periods of time.
by BobJones69 December 18, 2005
Get the predator mug.Example A child predator approaches you, proceeding to touch you randomly. "Ah! A child predator! Run!" This is why, i never trust people I do not know. So, try take this definition and advice deeply.
by _Little_Trans_Girl_In_Yo_Hood_ November 24, 2018
Get the Child Predator mug.v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
by frankyfarts May 20, 2010
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