Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

bunk potatoes

when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say

hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker

man thats bunk potatoes

by tucker max May 4, 2007

Russet Potatoes

When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.

Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)

Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)

Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)

Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)

Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)

Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)

by jimbo99 December 12, 2009

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 11, 2006

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006

Eat my potatoes

To eat someones potatoes means to suck someones testicals.

"I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"

by BigCockJawPotatoeEater July 26, 2009

baked potatoes

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005