Poolstick

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.

Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack

by prozaq June 7, 2019

poopstick

It's a poop on a stick. Poopstick can be used in many ways; on lawns, people's porches, and in backyards.


Directions: You can gather poop from your Baby brother or find some on the street, then put it on a stick using a glove. Yes! It's that easy.

I stuck a poopstick in my neighbor's lawn and bugs flocked to it.

by Crazy Z July 27, 2005

Poopstains

When someone leaves their facebook up, you are obligated to write poopstains as their status.

Oh look John left his facebook up, im going to "poopstains" him!

by Brendan0407 October 23, 2011

Poopsnackle

The unmistakable sound of feces leaving the anus of the person sitting in the stall next to you in a quiet bathroom

Out of all the available stalls, my boss picks the one right next to mine, I even heard his poopsnackle

by Ion4014 July 3, 2011

Poopstick

1. One who knocks down a trash can full of dog crap and proceeds to try and clean it up with a random stick from nature.

2. Kurt Walters

1. Get away from the trash can, Poopstick, and come over here and jam it over T-Wes again.

by Steven Ride November 24, 2007

poopstar

An anus, as it resembles a star and is used to defacate.

I was checkin' out this stripper, and she winked at me with her poopstar

by slickster September 18, 2003

poopstain

a poop stain, a stupid person,

"god u poopstain why u do that?" or "ewww u got a poopstain on ur shoe"

by geoff March 9, 2003