poonder

Pondering something whilst on the toilet.

Not sure on those figures, I might just go for a quick poonder and see if it all adds up.

by intelligentvc May 14, 2014

poonerang

She got that boomerang vagina keeps cummin back for more.

Bend her like a boomerang, head down low. Punerang.

She gonna get used like a poonerang .

by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017

pooner

a cute, adorable young child that is stupid in a funny way.

what a pooner

by Vic!ous December 3, 2017

Pooner

A slang or term describing someone preferably Sikh (religion) Or someone from Punjab, A north state of India.

Are you from Punjab India you pooner

by richcool June 2, 2018

Pooner

It means someone who doesn't shower often and smells like the vaginal part of a woman

Eww shes such a pooner

by WordsbyWill May 28, 2019

Pooner

That ridiculous glass size in the middle of a South Aussie Schooner & Pint to rip us off. Can still apply to the East coast pot & schooner situation. Often between 360-400ml. Yes Sydney have a Schmiddy but that's 350ml and just not a fun name.

I asked for a pint, not a bloody Pooner you heathen scum!

by Pickle Mick July 9, 2019

Poonerspism

1. A spoonerism of spoonerism

Marci: "I want to tell an innocent groaner to this chick I like as an ice breaker but I heard she hates puns"
Jared: "So tell her a poonerspism instead!"
Marci: "I see what you did there"

by WildShrub August 7, 2020