imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

popping a chub

Sporting an erection

Who's popping a chub for some grub?

by Mac black January 8, 2014

Popping a Parrot

The act of placing one's limp penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting friend and saying "Polly wants a Cracker. another term for Mississippi Caterpillar. This can also be considered a clean way to do a Mississippi Mowhawk if the penis is placed up the unsucpecting person's head in the shape of a mohawk. I understand that Jimmy Buffet fans call this a Parrot Head gone wrong.

It was all fun and games until someone posted a video of Ryan Popping a Parrot on all the football players in the locker room before the game.

by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010

one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping

by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken November 7, 2007

Poppington

Made popular by the baddest bitch of Young Money, Nicki Minaj. Another word for poppin', bumpin', etc.

Sally: Let's ged it poppington!
Me: OK! Whose got the Patron?!

by hay baaaaay May 5, 2009

Popping shit

Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of "scene kids" was even dreamt of.

Since "Popping shit" originated with mid 90s hiphop, it's perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.

"Are you popping shit with me? Are you popping shit with ME? Nobody pops shit with me, bwoy. Nobody POPS SHIT with ME!"

(*Frightened, bewildered detractor inches away, and puts his gun down...just before shitting his pants.*)

by AgentChainsawlady November 12, 2009

e pimping

hitting on bitches over the internet.

Walsh was epimping on myspace with obese middle aged men.

by Un Hump August 25, 2005