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Plookor

a very difficult problem that seems impossible to solve; predicament; pickle
You tricky dampler, you really dun put me in a plookor.
by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023
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Ploomer

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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Ploobers

a word to get your anger out
Oh 'Ploobers' I stubbed my toe
by DA CREATOR November 29, 2009
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ploblem

When something is far worse than a problem
tatianas two brothers are after me cause I called her a bitch, now I have a serious ploblem
by Bunga July 13, 2015
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Plooping

The act of putting Mentos mints and then pouring Coke cola inside your rectum to create frothy bowel movements.
Why is Gale's bathroom such a mess? I hear she was plooping.
by D3 artist May 4, 2016
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plooble

plooble: A bubble that forms on the anus while defecating. Usually the result of a dairy-rich meal in someone who is lactose intolerant.
My GOD, Ambrose. Last night after a horrifying alcohol-induced blackout, I ate chili with cheese and sour cream coated in an inch of butter washed down with two quarts of whole milk. I'm lactose intolerant, so when I went to relieve myself, a plooble formed that was of leviathan proportions. It burst with such explosive force, I had to spend the entire morning cleaning excrement off the walls and ceiling of my lavatory.
by Bipolarbear4873😳 November 6, 2018
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Ploonet

Look at that girl's minecraft username it says ploonet , she spelt planet wrong
by CatBuff May 19, 2020
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