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Planking

The act of laying around in random places motionless.
Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.

I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
by Mister Doob July 16, 2013
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piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her
Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool
by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014
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Man Planning

When a man makes a plan but doesn’t get any details.
Friend 1: I’m excited to see you tonight!

Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
by Meekerella July 7, 2018
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Planking

When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.
Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?

Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011
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Plancing

the action tense of 'plance'.... You are plancing.
Dude, get out of here I'm plancing!
by Damnyouarecool July 4, 2006
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Planking

Planking is a simple yet effective procedure.

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Shit johnny you are the king of planking
by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011
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planking

Planking, increasingly popular in Australia, involves people lying flat on their stomachs in various and sometimes dangerous settings and then posting photographs on the Internet.
"Australian police say a man who plunged seven floors to his death from an apartment balcony was participating in the Internet craze of 'planking.'...Queensland state police Deputy Commissioner Ross Barnett told reporters that the dead man, aged in his 20s, fell from a balcony railing while a friend photographed him before dawn on Sunday in Brisbane city." - Washington Post, May 15, 2011.
by pcjr June 9, 2011
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