Fudge Packard

A fudge packing teacher that likes to put it in the ass of guys.

J.B.M.H.S. Biology teacher whose sexual orientation is questionable. "That guy is a Fudge Packard"

by Michael Keim October 31, 2007

Maria Packard

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.

I love Maria Packard, she is amazing.

by sydmar225519 June 14, 2013

Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

peckard

one who feels they are above the term of being a pecker but not so with the term of being hard. therefore they are in between forming the word peckard

"oh spaaaaaaa i shall nock you out"
"wtf did you just say"
nothing maaaaaaan chill safe safe"
"good you fucking peckard"
"fuk off" (runs away)

by lils January 17, 2007

picarding

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

by bbutcher August 22, 2011

hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy May 9, 2006

Pickadickanddoodle

The action of taking a dick and doodling with it! Its that simple!

"Sally, I was with Jake last night and I wanted to draw so I played pickadickanddoodle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 18, 2009