Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
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A phobia of the state of California, a fear of going to California, a fear of the residents of California
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Get the Straight phobia mug.1. Psychologically induced, irrational fear of something that should not be all that scary.
2. In common usage, phobia is nothing more than something to accuse others of having when one wants to discount their opinions and be excused to behave in a way that they think is wrong.
2. In common usage, phobia is nothing more than something to accuse others of having when one wants to discount their opinions and be excused to behave in a way that they think is wrong.
1950s:
You shouldn't do that!
Fraidy cat!
1990s to present:
That's disgusting!
Don't tell me you have a phobia!
You shouldn't do that!
Fraidy cat!
1990s to present:
That's disgusting!
Don't tell me you have a phobia!
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After being told that you could achieve anything you wanted, you froze like a self loathing chameleon. You've got problems, you're dealing with a case of "yourself phobia".
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Person 2: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia...
Person 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE *Throws up intensely*
Person 3: Hey guys, what's u- *sees intense vomiting session* BLAARRRGHH I HAVE PHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIA BELLHGGGGGGGGFF
Person 2: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia...
Person 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE *Throws up intensely*
Person 3: Hey guys, what's u- *sees intense vomiting session* BLAARRRGHH I HAVE PHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIA BELLHGGGGGGGGFF
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