Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.

Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.

by PseudPhilosopher January 3, 2022

Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.

That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022

philosophers stone

Gangstalking, andrenachrome moarch bullshit

adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone

usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it

deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it

philosophers stone hence turning lead intogold

by MyneowedWus October 31, 2023

Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

by anonymous March 1, 2024

Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Tractatus Philosofickus

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls

A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"

by Aids in a Bottle August 16, 2021