Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

glow pet

Magically altered pet that is luminated and fabulous. They will always love you.

Pillow pets suck, my glow pet is where it's at.

by B@ç0ńçh33$3ç@k3 January 4, 2014

Pet Cemetery

A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!

Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!

by South County Carrie September 24, 2019

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

pet nigger

Someone whose treatment by others resembles the situation of the house slave

My children treat me like a pet nigger

by Nefariousterry July 28, 2018

pet name

A name used between people who are romantically involved, usually playful and related to some personal experience or quality. Probably sounds like nonsense to anyone else hearing it.

"Hey, Marshmellow, come here" pet name being Marshmellow

by idkwattoput21 August 14, 2009