pandingus

Pandingus. Fancy term for Dumbass ( dum- ass) . There's really no other way to explain it other than it being the definition of dumbass.

Jaden: What's a doorbell

Kel: You Pandingus

by Tiseny December 26, 2020

pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

Pennsylvania pedicure

The act of biting one's own or another's toenails with the intent to trim them.

I want to give myself a Pennsylvania pedicure, but I can't get my foot to my mouth

by Ardatirion July 19, 2014

Priya Pandit Toneslavery

Priya Pandit is a very influential teacher located in the area of Regina, Saskatchewan. He is very famous for his amazing teaching and is a celebrity around the entirety of Saskatchewan. Full name Priya Toneslavery Pandit. He is frequently assosciated with Shaler Industries, and could possibly take the company over soon.

Bro, have you seen Priya Pandit Toneslavery?
Nah bro, he's probably at Shaler Industries.

by Dawsyn Shaler from Yorkton RHS February 8, 2023

river valley pedicure

Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.

Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.

by SeaOfPurple July 15, 2015

pedinkis

Euphemism for the male anatomy; Used primarily in situations where the individual would rather not use the formal term.

It's what my mother called the thing beneath the fleet of red toy boats bobbing through the apple-scented bubbles in the bath, giving me the sponge. Wash your pedinkis she'd say.

by naifanning November 25, 2006