fudge packing

The act by which a mans stool is shooved deeper inside his body by another man. This term is often used to describe gay and or promiscuous men

Denis Rodman is a fudge packer

by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

by Rich D. March 9, 2007

Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!

by mcfisha January 25, 2008

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry

These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.

by Onion Packer May 8, 2011

Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague

Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."

by OwlLamp October 7, 2015