Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt
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The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.
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She is fat but thinks she is thick. You will never see her with her waist trainer. She got pregnant by an ugly boy at age 13. She thinks she is a good dancer but sis she is BAD.
PASCALE THAT FATASS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?I
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She's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere.
She's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere.
Matt: Damn boy! check out that pashala! her butt is coming out of her jeans!
Jacky: Do the booty doo!!!
Jacky: Do the booty doo!!!
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Get the passal mug.a grown ass white woman who thinks that fetishizing people of color makes her quirky when in reality she's just as gross as a dude who says he only fucks Asian girls. Claims to be too "grown" for drama, but will cry like she's shooting for an oscar award if you call her a racist.
"hey, how'd it go with that one girl on sunday?"
"Terrible! she's a TOTAL pedro pascal stan. She spent the day talking about black cock and when I told her the way she talks makes me uncomfortable she got angry at me for calling her out and started crying. The weirdest brunch I've ever had."
"Terrible! she's a TOTAL pedro pascal stan. She spent the day talking about black cock and when I told her the way she talks makes me uncomfortable she got angry at me for calling her out and started crying. The weirdest brunch I've ever had."
by pleaseseeatherapist August 1, 2021
Get the Pedro Pascal Stan mug.Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
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