Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.

Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.

by assshit999000 June 1, 2011

parvey

He's a fucken jatt and gets all the thick shordys. Hottest guy out there and no one can compete

He man stop trying to be parvey

by From Surrey living in the six March 13, 2017

Parsed

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

I’m so parsed right now

by LERCHY D May 28, 2018

Parsec

Part of a second

Mcree main: I could quickshot those noobs in half a parsec!
Hanzo main: prove it.
*mcree uses high noon*

by Dankdab69yoloswag420blazeit May 28, 2018

Passey

Last name of french orgins

Person: Oh hey thats John Passey.
Me: He probably has french blood.

by Tytheguyy11 August 11, 2019

parsley_pyonpyon

Her power of foresight, on the other hand, is probably not a foresight based on knowledge of a pre-determined future, but rather a calculation; The Architect revealed the Oracle to be "a program designed to investigate the human psyche"

Fuck yeah Parsley_pyonpyon

by Yerrrbutnew January 4, 2020

parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020