Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)
by Big Tweak March 21, 2010
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Initiation:
The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"
Technically, it's not a loss at all.
Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.
Considered communism.
Everyone could still win, but won't.
Initiation:
The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"
Technically, it's not a loss at all.
Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.
Considered communism.
Everyone could still win, but won't.
CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.
CEO: Fire one person from each market.
Workhorses: What an ass.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.
CEO: Fire one person from each market.
Workhorses: What an ass.
by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009
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Those parents need some time to themselves away from the kids to re-energize their emotional strength. They should take a break at the parentarium.
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Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
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