Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 21, 2010
Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
by Max the parasite July 05, 2020
A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs
by Chad Monke November 06, 2022
by Natural Life December 23, 2021
When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.
You must be a Parasite baby.
by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022
An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.
by literal asshole August 03, 2024