facebook parasite

A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.

Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.

by werdslaya January 11, 2010

paramita

A person who's really nice most of the time but can also be a confusing bitch who you spend hours thinking about before realising that you're an overthinking handsome guy

Paramita doesn't like anime

by Hawtmess69 September 4, 2019

Paravillintiniay

Originally appeared in the song "Gibberish" by Relient K; paravillintiniay is a noun which can be used to describe someone who likes long words, or words that are not commonly known.

Guy 1: Your horrifying visage! It burns!
Guy 2: Wow, you are such a paravillintiniay...
Guy 1: I am aware..

by Plankicorn October 5, 2009

Diana Paradise

Practically perfect in EVERY way.

Oh my goodness! That drag queen is SO Diana Paradise!

by Diana Paradise May 16, 2011

Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Paranipples

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

by paranipples August 7, 2018

pimpa's paradise

Referring to a woman who is extremly attractive but will also act as a slut/prostitute and is not meant to be in a relationship and will not be a relationship person

She is what i like to call pimpa's paradise. Yeah man, she's a ho.

by AnonymouslyAnonymous November 6, 2006