parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

Parachutesque

Of or relating to the nature of parachute pants.

Andy, your neon parachutesque pants remind me of my youth in the 80s.

by Terrance the Ghost January 19, 2009

parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

parachute

simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit

Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.

by fu55ball November 20, 2006

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016