add me (wart) to ox

a very crucial part of muehahaha lore

- what the fuck does add me (wart) to ox mean
- ur mom
- stop

by aubreyaubergine December 29, 2021

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Ayo cnagle o caly ox

An expression of great emotion.

Person1: Doin ya mom

Person2: Ayo cnagle o caly ox

Person1: ...What?

by ajbgahskbvhksd September 13, 2021

jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.

"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."

by delli June 29, 2007

whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign

girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2016

OX

A word to scream when you see your co-workers and want every person in the building to think you're an inbred donkey

*customer walks up*
Person 1: Hello sir how may I help you today?
*Person 2 sees Person 1*
Person 2: Yo Person 1, OX!
Person 1 *ignoring the customers that just walked up*: OX!

by Necrowarp April 11, 2019

Ox Stain

When a grotesquely obese hooker brushes against your leg at a bar and leaves a cum stain (remaining from a long days work) on your jeans dripping onto your cowboy boots.

“Mother fucker, that fat ass whore just rubbed her nasty pussy on my knee and gave my good wranglers an ox stain.”

by MattyMcNasty May 31, 2018