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Holy ox! 

I won a million dollars! Holy ox!
Holy ox! by M. Hoshino April 25, 2008
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Scolted Ox

His car runs like a scolted ox.
Scolted Ox by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011

Skewered Ox 

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.
Skewered Ox by achaholic December 6, 2011
really awkward. usually includes making ox horns with your hands while saying "mad ox". other spellings include: mad awks, mad aux, etc.
mad ox by midsummernightfairy August 25, 2011
To be vigorously masterbated by a semi driver while taking a shower at a truck stop.
I was enjoying the free shower that came with my fuel fill when all of a sudden I was blue oxed by a Schnieder International driver.
Blue Ox by Chichicaaaago July 9, 2012
honestly compared to me, yer guns are pansy...
I got hepatitis pistols that shoot A B and C - WMD, Ollie Ox
ollie ox by solid gold July 31, 2006