5-Egg Omelette 

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

5-Egg Omelette by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

Spanish Omelette by Katerina :D May 1, 2011

Tijuana omelette 

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

Tijuana omelette by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

ass omelette by mounopano April 24, 2006

Colorado Omelette 

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

Colorado Omelette by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012

Denver Omelette 

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.

I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.

Denver Omelette by bexla March 17, 2010

Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)

"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."

Mexican omelette by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017