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Octopus death 

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.
The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
Octopus death by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Octopus Penis 

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
Octopus Penis by octopicock April 15, 2022

Octopus Group 

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.
I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
Octopus Group by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022

Octopus slap 

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

Octopus Zombie 

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.

octopus faris wheel 

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel
"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"
octopus faris wheel by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

octopus activities 

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option
A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
octopus activities by kionchan123 October 29, 2023