nosey cunt

someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.

lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments

by russelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 24, 2008

IT notes

A disguising name for porn collection.

My IT notes are world class.

by BabyShark July 20, 2009

notestalker

A usually anonymous stalker who communicates mainly by leaving notes in a stalkee's locker, bag, or other place where the stalkee will find them. May or may not be lovesick/heartsick and eventually fess up and say sorry that they're stalking said stalkee. The notes are usually love notes (or, in some cases, song lyrics). Though the generic notestalker is found creepy by the stalkee/stalkee's friends, it actually is possible that they are lonely individuals who would like to know the stalkee better and are afraid to/cannot talk to them.

"Oh, my God! I, like, just got another page of World/Inferno song lyrics from my notestalker again! They're, like, so creepy!"
"Your notestalker has good taste in music."
"I just found out who my notestalker is!"
"Luke: I am your notestalker."

by Sea Salt Chocolate January 22, 2008

Noney

The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.

Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"

A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."

by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021

V note

Musical note that cause involuntary and uncontrollable feelings in the vagina.

Black Example:

bout to download that new john legend. I hate that clown but that v note get my girl hot n ready errrra time

White Example:
OMG john Mayer is kinda ugo but his fingers always seem to find the v note and I can't get enough. Totes hot

by candypantswong May 24, 2014

fuck note

A letter written with the intent of seducing a person into sexual intercourse

I'll write her a fuck note

by smashronnie March 15, 2017

Sloppy notebook

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018