lake nona

known for driving their porsches into chipotle

Bruh I just drove my porsche into the lake nona chipotle. It’s okay though I’ve still got the bentley at home.

by bnjcfb15 April 9, 2019

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 23, 2005

Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.

"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"

by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017

Nonce

A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.

Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!

by CloroxBleachTester69 July 6, 2019

Nincampoop

A person who has done something dumb. At that moment they are a "nincampoop"

Also can be used to just call someone a retard or dumb.

you can also be awarded nincampoop of the day.

(nin-cuhm-poop)

you just knocked over the bbq! you nincampoop!!!

jebbadieuh totally got nincampoop of the day for breaking the paddle...
on i know... that nincampoop

by pejooshkin September 26, 2007

Noncaloid

A person who finds little kids and 'plays' with them I advice if a noncaloid comes up to you, you should run

Oliver is a Noncaloid

by IIstarmantiZ January 28, 2018

Noncapple

An apple that has been nonced

Jacks apple got noncapple by the teacher

by Hdhdjtbfbdb December 13, 2019