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Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 February 3, 2012
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uk nibblers

steve: i cant believe i hooked up with that chick last night man, what the hell.
joe: yea dude, talk about some uk nibblers
steve: if i could give you the opposite of a high five right i would, but im too pissed im out of fuckin colgate.
by CrispyC July 29, 2009
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Nobles

1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"
by Norbes December 5, 2009
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Nibblers Challenge

After inhaling a hefty amount of "the dank", one must proceed to enter a Zaxby's restaurant and order a Nibblers Meal without laughing at the ridiculous name of the meal.

A friend who is equal to or above your high level must bear witness to this extraordinary achievement in order for it to be deemed valid.
Even though I spent 5 minutes in the bathroom preparing myself for the Nibblers Challenge, I still laughed when I said "Nibblers".
by Rosa Parkinson's July 20, 2010
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Richard Nibbler

An upper class dick sucker. Remember that Dick Is short for Richard
Cliff went to Havard but he's still just a well dressed Richard Nibbler
by Slugo the Dancing Bear September 16, 2009
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Barnes and Noble

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
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Noobleybiscuit

Someone who is easy to break, or crumbles in tea/coffee, and is referred to as a noob in the gaming world. Also, a noobleybiscuit has a distinct taste of, suprisingly, biscuit.
Jim - "That guy's safing!!"
Bob - "What a noobleybiscuit .."
by John Soutar January 18, 2007
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