John Murphy

Part of the 100.
Killed his father.
But nonetheless he's a sweet boy<3.
(also his boyfriend is Bellamy Blake)
(;

'I'll kill you, in a non-criminal type of way.'
-John Murphy

by notrichardharmon June 28, 2018

jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

Murphy Law

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

eddie murphy

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).

*splash* Ooh...Eddie Murphy!

by SurferX May 27, 2008

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

Murphy

The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.

I'm lucky to have a Murphy as a co-worker.

by Djlover November 12, 2013

Mumpy Morrison

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009