muppet baby

a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.

John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?

Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.

by rangermoody September 30, 2009

muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Muppet Legs

The stretching of a cat's leg's to full extension. Named because they resemble the legs of a muppet. Also shortened to 'mups'.

Stan: "Woah, check out the muppet legs on that cat!"
Ash: "Yeah, those are some stretchy mups!"

by obesebowes August 8, 2010

Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.

Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.

by The Scottish Contingent April 2, 2011

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.

I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022