Definitions by RobsWorldIRL

Crusty Muppet 

A sock used by a male for masturbation.

My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

Crusty Muppet by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

Muppet Running 

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.

I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.

Muppet Running by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

All over the Cabbage Patch. 

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the Cabbage Patch. by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022