Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.
I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.
That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.
by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022
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