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Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!
I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.
by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018
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Muckering

The act of tucking your penis between your legs
Joshua was muckering during his whole speech.”
by Chasadia November 19, 2018
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Mufflinger

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)
Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!
by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019
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Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold
Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died
by Veen-che August 26, 2022
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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Suffering Siblings

A song from the FNF mod "FNF: Pibby Apocalypse" features Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, corrupted by the darkness from Learning with Pibby.
Person 1: "Yo dude did you listen to Suffering Siblings? That shit goes hard!"

Person 2: "Meh, Come Along with Me better."
by mugsarecool November 6, 2023
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Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass
"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"
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