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Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.
I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing
by B&A&F March 17, 2017
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custard muffler

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.
by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017
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Snut Muffle

Snut muffle is when a girl tries to cover up a queef by placing her hands over her vagina and applying pressure
"A lot of girls like to Snut Muffle in front of other boys"

"that girl was snut muffling in front of her parents"
by MonkeyBEast1 March 4, 2018
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Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023
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Muff Muffled

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.
by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009
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Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.
Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?
by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005
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Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.
My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler
by elf warrior 2000 December 1, 2009
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