The Mockingbird

When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.

I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I said no im a "Mockingbird". Therefore called "The Mockingbird".

by Legendary_K4 May 19, 2009

monging out

The act of being a mongoloid.

Quit monging out, SB.

by colin- September 26, 2005

Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

To Kill a Mocking Bird

the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.

everytime i picked up to kill a mocking bird, i fell asleep.

by Fuzzums December 6, 2003

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009