mongolitar

People that carry your penis while you're walking. The penis drapes nicely over the shoulder onto the chest of the carrier while the penis is cupped by the hand and the forearm for maximum stability.

"Mongolitars have always walked the land with a penis, on their shoulder, fastened by their hand." - Unknown

by 40oz2Freedom October 31, 2020

White Mongolian

A cocktail made by mixing the traditional Mongolian drink airag (fermented horse milk) with the traditional Chinese spirit baiju (rice wine). Inspired by the White Russian.

Person 1: Hey man try this White Mongolian cocktail.
Person 2: Baiju and Airag together at last!

by sovietdrinker March 12, 2017

mongolia

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

Nothing depends on Mongolia.

by Claque May 7, 2005

Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

by JBF July 18, 2005

Mongoloid Village

Is a 4 piece heavy rock band located in Portland Oregon.

Sounds Like: Mongoloid Village, The Melvins, Unwound, The Jesus Lizard, The Laughing Hyenas

by Slick Laxative January 16, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an actual idiot

"Sharon, you don't eat a snag like that, you bloody mongo"

by geraldlovesurmum September 12, 2018