muff muncher

a female who licks pussy

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.

by Kiy September 8, 2007

monchengladbach

A rather large chode-like penis

‘I whipped out my monchengladbach and the crowd went wild!’

by Chumley Walner March 13, 2018

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4

Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.

by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019

peach-muncher

Derogatory term for a person from the State of Georgia.

I was on Interstate 75 near Valdosta going 2 mph above the speed limit when some local peach-muncher of a cop stops and tickets me.

by Herrence February 4, 2009

stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''

i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher

by noobfish February 20, 2011

rock muncher

A term used to describe someone not all there who reminds you of a caveman.

Man, Craig's such a rock muncher!

by Coldhandluke August 28, 2017

gretney muncher

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.

Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*

by lil frank March 4, 2019