molestation center

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center
by Ben December 10, 2003
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Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck
Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.
by Some.Random.Bitch May 05, 2018
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Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.
(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.
by MikeHunt1987 July 03, 2012
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molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.
The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.
by Remy Martin August 28, 2007
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molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!
by tonyfamous October 07, 2010
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Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.
Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing
by MevanKaylee September 23, 2010
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Chicken Molesters

A standard Serbian expression they will call you if you don't have the right impact in the society.
There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.

People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."

This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.
by wequtz June 06, 2015
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