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Jones Move

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.
Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.
by Knowsense. December 17, 2008
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mad move

when somebody does something crazy or stupid
Mayski: fam she took gave me like 2 blowjobs

Loski: Mad Move
by KVonSight December 6, 2017
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Dowel Movement

This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”

Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
by Travesty October 8, 2021
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move tact

it means that you're aware of your surroundings
moving tactical

or dani move tact
by yurrrr.danielaa October 2, 2022
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Lad Move

better than a yucky move lad
it defines the lad
1:yo ma slime that is a lad move
2:your definitely gay
by dgadgadfgdfgf November 27, 2020
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The Scum Lifestyle Movement

The Scum Lifestyle Movement is the principle of action, the structure of belief and the ideology that opposes the mind-set of western civilization, its total technological & ecological enslavement by the world elite and its secret societies.
It stems from individual anarchism and guerilla warfare tactics, and is interpreted differently for each individual member. Born in the southern boondocks of Ontario,Canada sometime during the mid-1990's. Its devine path of life is spiritually & physically adapted in the seeking of broader horizons in the dawn of the apocolypse. To seek freedom through salvation and abandon all so-called civilized dominion. -to tear down society, and let the forest take back the earth.
The Scum Lifestyle Movement will be the only survivors after the apocolypse.
by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010
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movement player

a CS:GO player that thinks they are a woman

they can be found playing on mirage or nuke all day trying to hit clips to post on their youtube channel with 12 subscribers

also listens to terrible drain gang music and makes it their lifestyle 😬
Movement Player: did you see that newgen I just clipped!?!? that's definitely going into the montage!! DRAIN GANG$!!!!

Teammates: please leave us alone
by djmoney42069 June 8, 2021
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