Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Moilté

Somebody who falls often under the influence of alcool or drugs

This guy is really a moilté

by flaunteeh August 19, 2011

mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.

I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.

by ryan45543 July 1, 2006

mite bit

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.

Don't you think over nine thousand is a mite bit over the top?

by Blast October 30, 2007

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010

Des Moines Dip

Works best with the fellatee standing and the fellator kneeling. At the crucial moment, the fellatee pulls the fellator's lower lip out (much like a mailbox) and deposits a load between the cheek and gums.

"Hey Dean, look over by that dumpster. He's givin' her a Des Moines Dip!"

by Ziper December 9, 2007