verb:to tell a long, over-exaggerated story (phat lie) including in depth details of a sexual adventure that change every time the story is told. These stories do not include names of girl or girls involved. Girls usually described as insanely bodacious and extremely attractive. One may believe these mohles until the lies become too unreal.
Ridiculous story that is unbelievable but still is told in hopes to gain attention.
Ridiculous story that is unbelievable but still is told in hopes to gain attention.
dillis- "This weekend i got 3 hand jobs, 5 bjs, and got laid 7 times from 3 different girls i just met at target."
victim of mohle- "oh who were they?"
dillis- "hold on let me finish. They were all amateur models with huge tits."
victim of mohle- (thinking to himself: "BULLSHIT!!") "oh thats cool"
victim of mohle- "oh who were they?"
dillis- "hold on let me finish. They were all amateur models with huge tits."
victim of mohle- (thinking to himself: "BULLSHIT!!") "oh thats cool"
by YuCalFinest December 31, 2011
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"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."
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A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
by TBONE74 April 1, 2019
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by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010
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We thought we had Modelos after the party, but in reality we didn't. The Modelo Effect was strong with everyone.
by OscarSalsa June 8, 2018
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