Mooch

An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.

Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!

by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009

mooch

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Mooch

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.

regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.

by beansbeans123 June 18, 2010

mooch

1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do

1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.

by kathryn!!! September 18, 2007

mooch

Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.

Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.

by Milton June 17, 2004

modchip

A chip which, if installed into a videogame console, allows it to play illegal backups of games, or homebrew that could otherwise not be compatible with the console. Their use in common in countries with do not penalize the use of illegal backups (maybe because said countries don't manufacture videogames.)

Yes! I got a modchip for my Wii!

by Magnusmaster March 9, 2007

Zabuza momochi

The most Ass-Kicking Ninja in the series "Naruto". He wields the massive blade called Kubikiri Houcho or Head chopping blade. He is the coolest of the Naruto Ninjas after sakura (In my Opinion that is) He has some of the best moves such as Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu and Giant Vortex Jutsu.

"Hey dude, who is your favorit Naruto Character?"
"ZABUZA MOMOCHI!!!!!, he is the best out of all of them!!!!!"

by Famfrit July 26, 2009