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frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
by Taylor02 April 14, 2008
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monocle

when a chap cums around a girls eye
"he just gave me a monocle"

"want a monocle bitch?"
by neil057 September 6, 2007
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monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.
Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.
by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009
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Modockas

A Slang term used to describe African - Americans.
"Why do you call Jamal and Derrick Modockas?"

"Because, they're mo' docka than you and mo' docka than me"
by JBXZY May 14, 2009
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Monocracy

Government by a single person.

A Monocrat is one who favors Monocracy.
When you're in my house you abide by The House Rules... House Rule #1:I make all House Rules and can change them at any given time, without notice, reason or prior written consent. Live by 'em or get the fout! It's Mary'Shui or the Highway...I'mQueen of Feverything... I rule this Monocracy!
by MEM7 June 3, 2011
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Monocode

A set of rules present by a New Jersey congress in 1664 for those men who play woman. The list is in levels from A-Z.
" Monocode: A is to bring in"
by ThatOneDudeWhoIs22 January 7, 2012
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arabian monocle

Similar to Arabian Goggles; the act while online gaming of dropping ones testicle over the eye of a fallen enemy or comrade, due to time constraints. Quicker than a full goggling, usually just one dip.
"I only had time to arabian monocle n00b!"
by Alan Wordsmith January 3, 2008
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